SHE FOUND THE BAG. THE BAG FOUND HER.

CHIPSINU

One shiba inu, one foil bag, pulled down past the ears and staying that way. The walls pull in, the walls push out, and she is completely fine with the arrangement.

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BREATHS TAKEN IN THE BAG SINCE YOU GOT HERE: 0

A red shiba inu with a blank teal and red foil chip bag pulled down over her whole muzzle to the ears, ears sticking out of the top, on a flat yellow field — HOVER OR PRESS. SHE FRIES.

WHAT IS IN THE BAG

Read the side of the packet. It has been through a lot of compression, so the numbers are shouting a little.

The bag carried no brand and no print. Everything below was worked out from the smell.

Nutrition Facts

1 dog per bag

Serving size1 whole head

Amount inside

Calories0

% Daily Fry

Total Static 9 g412%

Saturated Noise 7 g298%

Banding 2 g140%

Sodium 1100 mg48%

Total Vibes 88 g900%

Crumb Dust 12 g60%

Actual Chips 0 g0%

Protein 1 dog

Grease1800%

Flavor Dust2400%

Regret0%

INGREDIENTS: STATIC, VIBES, ONE DOG, FOIL, CRUMB DUST, SALT, MORE STATIC.

CONTAINS: DOG.

Percent Daily Fry is based on a 2000 re-save diet. Your own bag may sit differently.

HOW THE HEAD GOT IN

14:02Bag lands on the low shelf, open end pointed at the floor.
14:03Head goes in. Shoulders follow about as far as shoulders go.
14:07Last crumb located in the bottom corner and removed.
14:08Foil settles around the neck. Ears out the top, muzzle in.
NOWThe walls go in, the walls go out. The arrangement holds.

The same shiba inu running across grass at speed with the foil bag still on her muzzle, motion blur trailing behind her, a second torn bag left on the ground

SHE DOES NOT SLOW DOWN FOR IT

THE FRYER

This picture has been saved, sent, saved again, and sent again. You can keep going. The whole page cooks with it.

Your fry level is kept on this device. Come back and it is exactly where you left it.

0/10

RAW

Straight off the camera. Nothing has happened to it yet.

TIMES THIS PAGE HAS BEEN FRIED: 0

BAG FACTS

She can hear you perfectly. The ears are the only part that was ever outside.

The foil pulls tight on the way in and loosens on the way out. That is the entire show and it runs all day.

Two flat stripes, no brand, no print. Whatever was in there had no name on it either.

Take it off and she goes looking for another one. Ask anyone who has tried.

GET A BAG

1. Open the launchpad on Robinhood Chain.
2. Paste the address from the slip below.
3. Check the ticker reads $CHIPSINU before you confirm.

BUY $CHIPSINU

STATUS: HEAD STILL IN, ADDRESS NOT MINTED YET. The slip shows a placeholder until the real one exists.